Funny stuff

Funny stuff

We all need more humor in our daily lives. Especially founders during the dark times.

I recently started to read jokes before sleeping, I love falling asleep with a smile. My wife doesn’t find them funny. This doesn’t discourage me, and her annoyed face late at night is funny by itself and motivates me to continue.

I am listing below some funny stuff about the tech and startup industry. Feel free to add yours in the comments below.

17 jokes

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#1

Why did the startup raise at a $100M valuation at “pre-revenue”?

Because they were “pre-problem.”

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#2

The optimist says: “The glass is half full”.
The pessimist says: “The glass is half empty”.
The engineer says: “The glass was built too big”.
The VC: “There is a lot of room to grow”.
Elon: “Do we need the glass?”

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#3

What’s a founder’s favorite bedtime story?

“Once upon a time, someone paid $44 billion for Twitter.”

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#4
At a vibe coding startup, the board meetings start with:
“Traction is soft, but vibes are strong.”

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#5

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

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#6

On the blockchain.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Decentralized.
Decentralized who?
…exactly.

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#7

You know a startup is hot when…
The team goes stealth after going viral.

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#8

A million guys walk into a Silicon Valley Bar.
No one buys anything.

Bar declares massive success.

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A VC walks into a bar.

I have what everyone else is having.

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#10

A VC walks into a bar and says…

… I am not having anything. I will enjoy it from the sidelines.

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